Escape to Paradise: Goose Farm Stay & Cafe in Ubon Ratchathani!
Escape to Paradise: Goose Farm Stay & Cafe - Ubon Ratchathani - A Reviewer's Rambling, Rave-Filled Rundown (and Should You Go?)
Okay, picture this: you’re craving something… different. Not your usual cookie-cutter hotel experience. You're in Ubon Ratchathani, a city I barely knew existed before…and suddenly, you stumble upon "Escape to Paradise: Goose Farm Stay & Cafe." It’s a mouthful, I know. But trust me, this place is a whole vibe. Forget the polished Instagram perfection – this is a real place with real quirks, and I'm here to spill the tea (or, more accurately, the chilled lemongrass tea they serve).
Accessibility, Safety, and Peace of Mind (The Grown-Up Stuff First)
Let's get the practicalities out of the way, shall we? For the folks who need it, accessibility is… well, let’s call it “improving.” The website doesn’t scream “wheelchair accessible wonderland,” but navigating the common areas seemed doable. Elevators? Yep, that's a relief. BUT, and this is a big but, always double-check directly with the hotel about specific needs. I’m a simple soul, not a complex mobility machine.
Safety-wise? They’re taking things seriously. CCTV everywhere (inside and out – no sneaky shenanigans!), 24-hour security, and fire extinguishers galore. Little touches like hand sanitizer everywhere and daily disinfection of common areas (that's right, the anti-viral troops are on duty) definitely made me feel… well, less stressed than usual. They even had individually-wrapped food options and a safe dining setup. Bonus points for staff trained in safety protocol. Makes a weary traveler breathe a sigh of relief!
The big thing I noticed was the cleanliness. Seriously. The place was spotless. It's obvious they are taking extra care. And, yes, they have the usual things like first aid kits and the obligatory doctor/nurse on call. Thankfully, I didn't need them!
Rooms: My Sanctuary, My Castle, My Temporary Home
The rooms… oh, the rooms. Okay, let’s be real, the decor isn't particularly modern. BUT, the beds were comfortable – and after a long day of exploring temples and eating noodles, that's all that truly matters. My room had:
- Air conditioning (essential in this part of Thailand) – and it WORKED! Thank god.
- Blackout curtains (thank you, sweet, silent darkness)
- Free Wi-Fi (and thank the tech gods, it was actually fast! Seriously, free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Wi-Fi in public areas too. A modern miracle!)
- En Suite bathroom (standard) with hot running water.
- A safe box (always a good idea)
- Coffee and tea making facilities in room (Complimentary tea!)
- a mini-bar
- Bathrobes and slippers (that little touch of luxury feels good).
- and a reading light, because I'm a book nerd.
They have non-smoking rooms only!
For the techies, there was Internet access – wireless and Internet access – LAN. I stuck to the Wi-Fi, though.
The Spa: A Zen-Like Journey… or a Moment of Bliss Depending on Your Mood (and My Experience)
Right, listen. I am a TOTAL massage addict. And the Spa at Escape to Paradise is… well, it depends on your expectations. They offer a whole buffet of treatments: Body scrub, Body wrap, a lovely Foot bath, Massage, Spa/sauna, and yes, the much-coveted Sauna.
I went for the full monty – a massage with a body wrap. My therapist, a sweet, quiet woman named Mai, was an absolute godsend. The massage was exquisite, hitting all the right spots. It was one of those moments when you can feel your shoulders physically dropping away from your ears. Pure, unadulterated bliss.
Then came the wrap. I was expecting something… green. Something herbal. What I got was a warm concoction that I'm pretty sure was… (I'm trying to recall)… avocado. Yes! Avocado! It was glorious! The wrap was incredibly relaxing, making my skin feel soft. Highly recommended.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Adventures
Okay, let's talk about food. Because, let's be real, food is EVERYTHING. Escape to Paradise has:
- Restaurants – Yes, plural!
- A la carte in restaurant – Always a bonus.
- A Bar – For those sundowners!
- A Coffee Shop – caffeine is necessary.
- A Snack Bar – for those in-between snack attacks.
- Room service [24-hour] – YES!
- Breakfast service - including Asian breakfast and Western breakfast -- and that wonderful Buffet in restaurant
- Desserts in restaurant – Because, why not?
The main restaurant offers a mix of International cuisine and Asian cuisine – and it’s pretty decent. They do a lovely Asian breakfast, but I was pleasantly surprised by their Western breakfast (a proper bacon and eggs situation after a long day of exploration always hits the spot). The buffet had plenty of options, and I’m always a sucker for a good fruit platter.
They also do a bottle of water on arrival, which is a small thing, but a nice touch. And you can get coffee/tea in restaurant. The poolside bar is perfect for chilling with a drink.
Things to Do (Beyond the Spa and the Food): Relaxation in the Mix
So, what can you actually do here?
- Swimming pool - Swimming pool [outdoor] especially with a Pool with view
- Fitness center
- Gym/fitness
- Terrace
- Shrine- if you want to explore the culture.
Honestly, I spent a lot of time just… relaxing. The hotel is so peaceful, a true Escape to Paradise (see what I did there?).
Services and Conveniences: The "Little Things" That Matter
Escape to Paradise offers all the usual services:
- 24-hour front desk - Helpful.
- Concierge - Always good for questions!
- Daily housekeeping (THANK YOU!)
- Laundry service and Dry cleaning (because I’m a messy traveler)
- Luggage storage
- Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site] (very convenient)
- Cash withdrawal
- Currency exchange
- Convenience store- just in case
Plus, they offer airport transfer, which is SO worth it after a long flight.
For the Kids (If You're Traveling with Them)
Okay, I wasn't traveling with kids, but they have a few amenities. I saw Family/child friendly signage. They have a Babysitting service and Kids facilities!
The Quirks, the Imperfections, and the Honest Truth
Right, now for the real talk. Escape to Paradise isn't perfect. And that's what makes it kind of… awesome.
- The "Goose Farm" part: Honestly, I didn't see that many geese. But I did spot some chickens, and the overall vibe is definitely more rural than ritzy. It’s charming, but if you're expecting a sleek, modern hotel, this ain't it.
- The Wi-Fi sometimes flickers: Look, in a world of instant connectivity, this is a minor quibble. But it's worth mentioning.
- A bit of a walk to the main road: This adds to the feeling of being away from it all, but it means you’ll need a taxi or tuk-tuk to get anywhere.
My Verdict: Should You Go?
Absolutely, YES!
Here’s Why:
- It’s authentic: This isn’t some generic hotel. It feels genuinely… Thai.
- The staff are lovely: genuinely helpful and friendly.
- It’s a great value: You get a lot for your money.
- It’s the perfect antidote to the usual tourist traps: If you want something a bit different
- That massage: Worth the trip alone.
My Emotional Reactions
I was more than satisfied. I wasn’t expecting a 5-star hotel, and I wasn’t disappointed. I felt relaxed, and that's what mattered.
The Offer: Escape to Paradise: Your Ubon Ratchathani Getaway Awaits!
Ready for a slice of genuine Thai tranquility? Escape to Paradise: Goose Farm Stay & Cafe is calling! Book your stay now and enjoy:
- A relaxing spa experience: Treat yourself to
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your average, perfectly manicured itinerary. This is me, wrestling with a goose farm and a cafe, and you're coming along for the ride. This is going to be messy. And probably involve a lot of sweating.
Operation: Goosey Getaway - A Very Human Itinerary (Ubon Ratchathani)
Day 1: Arrival & The Goose's Gaze (plus, jet lag is a real jerk)
- Morning (whenever the heck I wake up): Landed in Ubon Ratchathani. The flight was fine, except for the crying baby and the guy who kept hogging the armrest. Seriously, people! It's a shared space! Got greeted by this overwhelming humidity that basically glued my t-shirt to my back the second I stepped off the plane. Lovely. Grabbed a tuk-tuk and, let's be honest, barely contained my excitement.
- Late Morning/Early Afternoon: Arrive at The Goose Farm Stay & Cafe. First impressions? Quaint. Like, really quaint. Less "refined European countryside chic" and more "charming little hut in the middle of nowhere." Which, actually, is perfect, because I was craving a proper escape. The owner (bless her, she's super sweet but talks fast) shows me to my "bungalow." Think: mosquito net, a bed that looks comfy enough, and a bathroom that… well, let's just say it's got character.
- Afternoon (or what feels like afternoon because time is a construct in this heat): Started to explore the damn farm. And the geese? Oh, the geese. They're…a lot. They honk incessantly, stare with what I can only describe as judgmental avian eyes, and occasionally try to waddle directly into my path. I swear, one of them gave me the stink eye. I had this urge to scream and let them know I have a headache.
- Evening (aka, the witching hour for jet lag): Trying to fight the urge to nap, went for a quick meal at the cafe on the property. The food? Delightful. Simple, fresh, and actually tasty. This is where the opinionated part kicks in: the Pad Thai was the real deal, people. No soggy noodles here. Just pure, glorious, noodle-y goodness. I swear it was the best Pad Thai I've ever experienced. But I bet I was in a daze because of the jet lag. The sun started to set, casting all sorts of pretty colors across the rice paddies… and I proceeded to fall asleep on the table mid-bite. Lovely.
Day 2: Goose Encounters & Coffee Confessions
- Morning (kinda): Woke up feeling slightly less like a zombie. Victory! Decided to be daring and take a walk before the heat became unbearable. The geese, surprisingly, weren't as aggressive this time. Maybe they're morning people? Or maybe they just sensed my newfound resolve. The walk was lovely, if you ignore the constant buzzing of insects. (Note to self: invest in industrial-strength bug spray).
- Late Morning: Back to the cafe for coffee. And, oh boy, the coffee. I'm not usually a coffee snob, but this stuff was good. Strong, flavorful, and perfectly brewed. Spent a blissful hour just people-watching (well, mostly goose-watching) and contemplating my life choices. And, for the record, a good life choice was choosing to be here! It was a little slice of paradise.
- Afternoon: Goose Farm Shenanigans (a deep dive): I decided to "interact" with the geese. BIG MISTAKE. I envisioned myself befriending them and becoming a goose whisperer. The reality? A chaotic ballet of honking, flapping wings, and me desperately trying not to trip over my own feet. I was also trying to get a decent photo with one… and let's just say, they do not cooperate. Managed to get a blurry shot of a goose's backside. I now regret my choices. The geese were laughing at me. I'm sure of it.
- Evening: Cafe Therapy & Firefly Fantasy: Back at the cafe, needing some solid de-stress. More Pad Thai. (Don't judge me). Then, watched the sunset over the rice paddies. The air was filled with the soft glow of fireflies. It was magical. It also made we me realize I needed to write some letters… I wish I could have found a good pen! A perfect evening to wrap up an imperfect day.
Day 3: Ubon Exploration & Departure (or, trying to adult before I go)
- Morning: Dragged myself out of bed feeling a bit more refreshed. Time to explore Ubon Ratchathani itself. Took a tuk-tuk to a local temple (Wat Thung Si Muang). The architecture was stunning. The heat? Still a beast. The gold shimmered in the sun, I felt the energy of the place. It was a perfect moment for reflection.
- Afternoon: Lunch at a local market. (And the food was good, but not Pad Thai good.) Wandered through the bustling stalls, dodging motorbikes and other tourists who seemed to want to walk faster than me. Bargained for a few souvenirs (I think I got ripped off, but whatever).
- Late Afternoon: Back to The Goose Farm. One last coffee, a final, grudging farewell to the geese (I swear, one of them winked at me), and then the dreaded packing.
- Evening: Farewell dinner at the cafe. One last helping of that Pad Thai. Packed my bags and said goodbyes to the goose farm. Time to go!
- (Departure): Heading back. Tired, slightly sunburnt, smelling faintly of goose, and filled with a strange mix of elation and sadness. This was a good trip. A perfectly imperfect trip. Would I go back? Absolutely. But next time, I'm bringing earplugs to block out the honking. And maybe a really good camera. And a therapist. Just in case.
This, my friends, is just the beginning. This is how it feels to remember the moments, to not forget the beauty and the struggle all in the same breath. This is what travel is all about. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go book my next adventure. And maybe, just maybe, I'll learn how to properly photograph a goose. Or not. It's the fun of not knowing.
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Escape to Paradise: Goose Farm Stay & Cafe – Ubon Ratchathani: You've got questions? I've got... opinions.
Okay, so… what *is* this place? Goose Farm Stay & Cafe? Sounds… interesting.
Alright, so picture this: You're in Ubon Ratchathani, which, let's be honest, isn't exactly the *first* place that springs to mind when you think "luxury escape." But then… *bam*… Goose Farm Stay & Cafe. It's a farm stay. With geese. And a cafe. Sounds idyllic, right? Well… it *can* be. Sometimes. It's like, the charming rural ideal, spiced with a healthy dose of "rustic." Think less Ritz, more, "I hope those geese don't chase me." (Trust me on that one. More on that later.) It’s a little rough around the edges, but that’s part of the charm, yeah?
What are the accommodation options like? Are we talking luxury villas or… let's say, *basic* bungalows?
Okay, so the accommodation is… varied. There are definitely not *luxury* villas. Let's just get that out there. They have little bungalows – charming in their own right! But, um, think "clean and functional" over "stylish and opulent." The mosquito netting? Essential. The air conditioning? A lifesaver. The view? Potentially of a field full of… geese. Hey, I'm not knocking it! It's *authentic*. I stayed in one and I'll be honest... it felt a bit, you know, rustic. And by rustic, I mean I was pretty sure a gecko was my roommate for a week, and its clicking wasn't exactly conducive to a good night's sleep. But hey, that's part of the adventure, right? Embrace the geckos! (Or don't. I wouldn't blame you.)
And the geese? Are they just… there? Do they, uh, mingle?
Oh, the geese. The *geese*. They're not just *there*. They're… a presence. They *mingle*. They're basically the unofficial welcoming committee. And by "mingle" I mean they wander freely about the property, honking and judging you. Listen, I love animals, truly. But there's a certain… *intensity* to geese. They're not the cuddliest creatures. I made the mistake of getting too close to one. Let's just say my memory of the farm is now inextricably linked to the agonizing memory of a goose that chased me halfway across a field. It was terrifying! So, my advice? Admire them from a distance. Especially if you value your ankles. They're beautiful, mind you… in a slightly terrifying, highly judgmental sort of way. Keep your distance, people! Seriously!
The Cafe! Is the food any good? What's the vibe like?
The cafe is… a mixed bag. The coffee is actually pretty decent, which is always a win. The food is… well, it varies. Sometimes it's spectacular! I'm talking fresh-baked bread, delicious local dishes… other times, it's a little… basic. Depends on the chef, I think! The vibe is definitely relaxed. Think casual. Think, "no need to dress up." Think, "probably best to eat before the geese get too interested in your plate." It's outdoorsy, so you're sitting under a roof, and there's a little shop, so you can pick up snacks or gifts. It's charming, but the service can be a tad… slow. But hey, you're on "farm time" now, right? Embrace the slowness, bring a book, and just… chill. (And maybe bring some bug spray.)
Is there anything *to do* there besides, you know, avoid goose-related incidents?
Okay, so activities are, like the accommodations, a bit… understated. You can, obviously, *observe* the geese (from a safe distance!). There are some walking trails. You can relax by the little pond. I think they sometimes have bicycles! Frankly, the appeal is less about doing *stuff* and more about, you know, *being*. It's about disconnecting. About getting away from the city. It's more relaxing than thrilling, but sometimes that's exactly what you need. Oh, and don't forget to get your Instagram photos. You'll get better with the geese, eventually.
Is it… family-friendly? (aka, can I bring my highly energetic, pint-sized human terrors?)
That's a tricky one! I'm guessing the answer is probably, "yes," if you're okay with a constant undercurrent of "mom, dad, I'm being chased by a goose!" The geese are, shall we say, *unpredictable*. Kids love animals, obviously, but these are not the cuddly kind. The trails around the farm are muddy, which might be a concern. There's not a *ton* of dedicated kid-specific entertainment, so bring some toys or plan on some serious goose-dodging games. If your kids are the adventurous type, they’ll probably be able to make the most of it. Just prepare for some, ahem, *memorable* experiences. Maybe pack extra bandages. Just in case.
Okay, spill the tea. Is it worth the trip? Be honest.
Alright, the big question. Is it worth it? *That* depends on your expectations. If you're expecting a five-star resort experience, run screaming. If you want a pristine, manicured, utterly predictable vacation? Nope. Get out of there! But… if you're looking for something different, something authentic, something *memorable*… then yeah, absolutely. Despite the… occasional goose-related trauma, I actually really enjoyed my time there. There is a specific quirky appeal to the place, and I would recommend it to a friend who wanted to see something different, and didn't mind the occasional mud, and a bit of goose-based terror. It's not perfect, but that's part of its charm. It’s a real experience. Just… pack some good shoes, a sense of humor, and maybe a small, strategically placed water gun (for geese defense, obviously). You will be challenged by it, you will be frustrated by it, you will love it. Go for it! What have you got to lose? (Besides maybe a shoe to a rogue goose…)
Any pro-tips? Like, *really* any tips?
