Kuching's Hidden Gem: Kenyalang Urban Lodge - Unbelievable Stay!
Kuching's Hidden Gem: Kenyalang Urban Lodge - Unbelievable Stay! (Honestly, it WAS!) - A Review (and a little bit of a freakout)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to gush. Kenyalang Urban Lodge in Kuching? Yeah, it's not just "good." It's the kind of place that makes you want to ditch your responsibilities, sell your worldly possessions, and build a tiki hut on the roof (hypothetically, of course… though the rooftop views… OH. MY. GOD.). This isn't your typical sterilized hotel review. This is real life, my friends. And Kenyalang Urban Lodge? It's got the real-life magic.
First, let's just get it out of the way: Accessibility. They’ve got an elevator! Shocking, I know, but a godsend for anyone not wanting to climb Mount Kinabalu to get to their room. Didn’t personally test the wheelchair accessibility (I’m thankfully a walking human), but the presence of an elevator and the general vibe screamed "we care about everyone."
Cleanliness and Safety: They're SERIOUS About This!
Look, I’m a germaphobe. I fully admit it. Pre-COVID, I was already wiping down EVERYTHING. Post-COVID? I’m basically a walking hazmat suit. Kenyalang Urban Lodge understood the assignment. From the moment I walked through the door, it was a symphony of sanitization. Hand sanitizer stations EVERYWHERE. Staff diligently masked and adhering to protocols. Here’s the kicker: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays, and even the option to opt-out of room sanitization if you’re weirdly attached to your germs (no judgment!). They even provide individually-wrapped food options – genius! Seriously, the whole operation felt like a well-oiled machine of cleanliness. Pure. Bliss. Oh, and the Safe dining setup was also reassuring. I felt safe eating there, unlike some places.
The Rooms: Where My Sanity Went to Chill
Okay, so I’m a sucker for a good room. And Kenyalang delivered. Air conditioning, obviously (Kuching is HOT, people!), but that’s the bare minimum. They’ve got free Wi-Fi, which is basically a human right at this point. And in every room, which brings me to my next point. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! You can access the internet in your room! Internet access – wireless! And there’s Internet access – LAN if you’re old school. More importantly, my room (blessed be my room) had blackout curtains, which are ESSENTIAL for sleep, a coffee/tea maker, which is crucial for a caffeine addict like myself, and a mini bar (filled with overpriced, delicious snacks). Oh, and a desk! Crucial for pretending I was working while actually writing this review. Now, some rooms have extra long beds. Not mine, though. I got a regular bed. I’m not complaining. Although, if you could have an extra long bed at the same time, that’d be great, thanks.
They even had a socket near the bed! Genius! No more contorting myself like a pretzel to charge my phone. There was a wake-up service and complimentary tea. I’m guessing a majority of this is available in all rooms. You have your Towels, of course. You have your bathrobes. Everything.
Oh! And the soundproofing? AMAZING. You barely hear anything from the outside world, which means you can get your beauty sleep or finally finish that novel you've been meaning to write.
And speaking of the room, I opted out of the room sanitiation opt-out available. I did not, however, opt out of the complimentary tea.
Getting Around: Convenient & Stress-Free
Airport transfer? Check. Taxi service? Check. Car park [free of charge]? Double check! I had zero issues navigating the city and getting to and from the hotel. It was bliss.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Deliciousness Abounds (and They Actually Had Vegetarian Options!)
Okay, this is where I really started to lose it (in a good way). Kenyalang Urban Lodge has a restaurant, and it’s good. Surprisingly good. They had Asian cuisine in the restaurant, including a vegetarian restaurant! I am a vegetarian. I was ecstatic. I felt like I could finally enjoy a meal out again. I ordered the vegetarian spring rolls -- my god, they were delicious. So delicious, in fact, that after my first meal, I made a deal with myself that I could have the spring rolls every night for the rest of my visit.
They have a bar, too. With a happy hour! Naturally, I partook. The cocktail list was inventive, the drinks were strong, and the atmosphere was perfect for unwinding after a day of exploring Kuching. I even got a bottle of water! They had coffee/tea in the restaurant. I am a sucker for a good salad in the restaurant and they had that too.
Services and Conveniences: They Thought of EVERYTHING!
Need to do some laundry? Laundry service. Need to withdraw some cash? Cash withdrawal. Need help with anything at all? Concierge is there to solve all your problems. They also have a daily housekeeping. This is just a brief overview of all the services and convenience aspects.
They also had facilities for disabled guests, which is extremely important, and helpful, to know.
This hotel is family-friendly, so there are Family/child-friendly aspects.
Things To Do (and Ways To Relax): A Little More Than Meets the Eye
Okay, here’s where I need to confess something. I’m not the spa type. I’m more of a "Netflix and chill" kind of person. But Kenyalang Urban Lodge has a spa! (And Spa/sauna, and a steamroom!). They have massage! I was tempted. But I just couldn’t bring myself to do it. They have a fitness center! But I didn’t work out… but the option was there! They have a swimming pool! An outdoor swimming pool! And even a pool with a view! The gym/fitness is available.
For The Kids (or the Young at Heart): The Extras!
Okay, I’m childless. But I saw kids running around, and they seemed happy! They have a babysitting service. They also have a kids meal.
Quirks, Imperfections, and Real-Life Moments:
Look, no place is perfect. My coffee one morning was a little… weak. And the Wi-Fi cut out once. But here’s the thing: the staff handled everything with such grace and efficiency that I barely even noticed. They smiled through EVERYTHING.
The Emotional Verdict:
I LOVE this place. I honestly do. It's not just a hotel; it's an experience. It’s the kind of place that makes you feel genuinely welcomed, comfortable, and cared for. It’s the kind of place where you can truly relax and recharge. I left feeling refreshed, rejuvenated, and desperately wanting to go back.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your perfectly curated Instagram travel story. This is the REAL deal, the unfiltered Kenyalang Urban Lodge Kuching experience, warts and all. Prepare for a rambling, opinionated, and probably slightly frantic schedule that’ll make you feel like you're right there with me, sweating in the Sarawak heat.
Kenyalang Urban Lodge Kuching: The Unofficial, Probably-Gonna-Fail-But-Worth-It Itinerary (AKA, How I Almost Died of Deliciousness)
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Sarawakian Food Heist
14:00 - Arrival at Kuching International Airport (KCH): Okay, first off, the airport's surprisingly… bright. Like, retina-searingly bright. I land, fumbling for my phone after a flight that felt like a never-ending episode of "How Much Can Economy Seat Cramp You Up?" Grab a Grab (because, hello, technology) to Kenyalang Urban Lodge. Hoping the place is actually urban and not a mosquito-infested jungle.
14:45 - Check-in & Room Recon: The lobby is charming, a little bit "Ikea meets vintage colonial". The room? Surprisingly spacious! Aircon blasting, thank God. Briefly consider unpacking, then decide against it. Adventure awaits, and clothes can wait.
15:30 - The Food Hunt Begins: Topspot Food Court - The Battle for the Best (Seriously!) Seriously, this place is legendary. It is an open-air food court by the harbor, with stalls upon stalls of seafood. I'm talking fresh, glistening, and ready to be devoured. Forget "planning" - I go in with a gut feeling and a voracious appetite. First order of business, the Claypot Seafood. It's a murky soup of shellfish, squid, and vegetables, exploding in my mouth. The feeling of the chili paste is just… heavenly (a little bit hot, but worth it).
16:30 - The Battle Continues: Garlic Butter Clams and Grilled Fish: A stall owner with a booming laugh waves me over. "You like?" he asks. "You like!" I respond, shoveling down garlic butter clams. The taste of butter and sea is just wonderful. Then, there's that grilled fish. Flaky and perfect. I swear, this is what happiness tastes like.
17:30 - Food Coma & River Walk: Okay, I may have overdone it. I waddle, yes waddle, along the Kuching Waterfront. The Sarawak River is shimmering in the golden hour, the smell of salt and diesel contrasting with the lingering scent of seafood on my fingers. I'm pretty sure I'm going to need a wheelbarrow to transport myself back to the lodge.
20:00 - Nightcap at a Random Bar (or attempt thereof): Stumble into a bar that's playing a bit of an odd mix of pop music, find a table with a somewhat-functional view, and order a local beer called "Anchor". Turns out, it tastes like… beer. The real highlight is the people-watching: a group of friendly locals, some other tourists, and a lone cat eyeing my fries. End up chatting with a very opinionated Aussie about the true meaning of nasi lemak or something.
Day 2: Culture Shock, Monkeys, and Potential Disaster (I'm Not Kidding)
08:00 - Breakfast at the Lodge (aka, the great toast shortage): The lodge breakfast is simple, but the toast situation is, shall we say, problematic. The toaster clearly has a vendetta. End up slightly burning every piece, but load them with jam and peanut butter.
09:00 - Exploring the Kuching City Center: Start with the Carpenter Street & China Town. This area is full of colorful shophouses, temples, and a sense of hustle and bustle. I get a strong impression that the whole city is a vibrant mix of cultures and architecture. I find a tiny shop selling batik, and I purchase a beautiful scarf.
10:30 - Semenggoh Wildlife Rehabilitation Centre (Or, Where I Confronted My Fear of Monkeys - and Lost): Okay, this was the one thing I was SO excited for. Orangutans! In their natural habitat! Apparently, I forgot they're WILD animals. These orangutans are amazing - but so BIG and they are getting closer. When one the size of my car appeared and wanted food, I sprinted, screaming like a banshee. It was a truly terrifying experience. I then hid behind a tree.
13:00 - Lunch with a View: Still shaken by the monkey encounter, order a simple lunch in a scenic restaurant. Noodles, of course. (comfort food, gotta have it!)
14:00 - Sarawak Museum Campus & Cat Museum (Yes, REALLY!): Back in the more friendly confines of humanity, I go to the Sarawak Museum Campus. It's a great place to learn about the local tribes, culture, and history. Then… the Cat Museum. Okay, I'll admit, I was skeptical. But it's genuinely hilarious. Cats in every shape and form, from ancient Egyptian statues to modern art.
16:30 - Relaxation Time & Hotel Pool (If I can figure out how to get there): The pool is the ultimate goal. I ask for directions, and I am quite sure that the directions are as confusing as the local public transit system. Give up, and end up on the bed instead.
19:00 - Dinner on Jalan Wayang Street Food: A final taste of the Kuching culinary world.
Day 3: Departure (Or, Goodbye, Sarawak…For Now)
08:00 - Last Breakfast & Farewell Toast (Hopefully, it doesn't burn…): Eat a final breakfast, savoring the last flavors of Kulching.
09:00 - Check out of my hotel.
10:00 - Farewell.
Final Thoughts:
Sarawak and Kenyalang Urban Lodge were both a rollercoaster. There were moments of pure bliss, moments of outright terror (those monkeys, man!), and moments where all I wanted to do was eat another plate of noodles. But that's the beauty of travel. It’s messy, it’s unpredictable, and it's utterly, wonderfully human. I'm leaving Kuching with a full belly, a slightly singed memory, and a burning desire to return for more (and maybe, maybe, get a handle on the local toast situation). Bring it on, Kuching.
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Okay, Okay, Spill the Tea: Is Kenyalang Urban Lodge REALLY as Good as the Hype?
Ugh, the hype. Right? Look, I'm gonna be honest. I saw the photos, gushed over the glowing reviews, and thought, "Yeah, yeah, another Instagram-perfect trap." (I'm cynical, I admit it. But I've been burned before.) Then, I actually *went*. And... well... DAMN. It’s good. LIKE, REALLY GOOD. Not just "good for the price," but genuinely lovely. Forget the perfectly curated shots. Think… cozy, vibrant, and kinda… alive. It’s got a soul, you know? And that's worth more than a perfectly filtered photo, I reckon. But it's not perfect either. See below...
What's the Vibe? Do I Need to Pack My "Adventure Pants" or What?
"Adventure pants." *snorts*. Okay, you *could* pack those, because Kuching is amazing for that. But Kenyalang itself? It's more like... laid-back hipster meets comfy grandma. Think colourful murals, mismatched furniture that somehow *works*, and a general air of "chill vibes only." It's NOT a sterile hotel. It feels like you're staying at a really cool friend's – one who’s got impeccable taste and excellent coffee. Seriously, the coffee... more on that later. You could rock up in a sarong and flip-flops, and you'd fit right in. No judgement. Unless you're a snob. Then... maybe reconsider. Kuching's too friendly for snobs.
About that Coffee You Mentioned... Is It REALLY That Good? (And what about the food?)
The coffee. THE COFFEE. I swear, I'm starting to crave it just thinking about it. It wasn’t just good – it was *life-affirming*. Rich, smooth, and that perfect balance of bitter and delicious. (I’m a coffee snob, I can't help it). Breakfast? Simple, but delicious. Think local pastries, fresh fruit, and, of course, more coffee! No fancy-pants buffet, thankfully. I loved it. They seemed to have a special something on the day I visited (a Nasi Lemak with fried chicken that I almost wept over!), and there are plenty of delicious places around to have lunch or dinner. The nearby hawker centres… oh sweet mercy, the hawker centres!!! Oh, I'm hungry now.
The Rooms – Are They Clean? Are They Comfy? (I'm high maintenance, sorry.)
Alright, high maintenance. I GET IT. We all have our little quirks. The rooms? CLEAN. Like, *seriously* clean. I'm talking, "could eat off the floor" clean (though I wouldn't, because... germs, right?). The beds? Comfortable. Not the cloud-like, sink-in-forever kind (thank goodness; I'd never get out!), but firm and supportive – I slept like a log. And the decor? Eclectic and charming. No boring, generic hotel rooms here. You might even find yourself wanting to steal some of the quirky artwork… (don't, though. that's just wrong). And, I felt safe! That means so much.
Location, Location, Location! Is It Convenient?
Oh, *yes*. It's perfectly situated. A short walk from everything. I’m talking, the waterfront, the markets, the museums… it’s all practically on your doorstep. You can explore Kuching on foot, easy peasy. No endless taxi rides or traffic jams. (THANK GOD). The real beauty? The local vibes. You're surrounded by real life, not just tourist traps. You’ll hear the chatter of locals, smell the delicious smells from the hawker stalls, and get a proper feel for the city. It's brilliant.
Did You Find Any Faults? (Because I'm still kinda suspicious)
Alright, alright, the cracks. Yup, there are a few. This isn't a pristine mega-resort, remember? One morning, the hot water was a bit... *meh*. Took a few minutes to get going. And the wifi? Solid, but not super-fast. (But hey, you're on vacation, put your phone down!). Also... and this is a nitpick, the walls aren't totally soundproof. You *might* hear some light noise from the hallway, but nothing truly disturbing. And also, *cough* because they are so popular, occasionally the rooms are fully booked. Book ahead... and prepare for the best stay ever.
Okay, So, Should I Book It? Give me the Verdict, already!
LOOK. Stop hesitating. Just BOOK IT. Honestly, if you're looking for a cool, comfortable, and genuinely *authentic* stay in Kuching, Kenyalang Urban Lodge is the place. It's not perfect, but it's got heart. It's got charm. It's got AMAZING coffee. I'm already planning my return trip. Do yourself a favour and don't miss out. You can thank me later! (And bring me back some coffee!)
Tell Me About Something Weird That Happened!
Okay, this is a good one! Right after I checked in - exhausted after the flight, still smelling like airplane air - the owner, a lovely woman named Mei (I think? I'm terrible with names), knocked on my door. I braced myself for some hotel protocol... but instead, she hands me a small, intricately carved wooden bird. No explanation, just a smile and "Welcome to Kuching!" I was so taken aback! Like, totally speechless. It felt, well, super-genuine. I later learned the bird was called a "Kenari" which is the name of the street where the lodge is located, and she was making sure I got it and understood the vibe. The whole place felt like a love letter to Kuching, and that little wooden bird was a perfect, quirky embodiment of it. I still have it on my desk! Random? Yes. Memorable? Absolutely. Honestly, that one small simple gesture is probably the reason I'm so obsessed with the place.
