Roanoke's BEST SpringHill Suites? (You WON'T Believe This!)
Roanoke's BEST SpringHill Suites? (You WON'T Believe This!) - My Honest Take!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I’m about to spill the tea – the Roanoke-brewed tea – on the SpringHill Suites in Roanoke. And let me tell you, after a recent stay, I’m still processing it all. Forget those sterile, cookie-cutter hotel reviews you usually scroll through. This is the real deal, warts and all. And yes, it's "BEST" in my book. Seriously.
Firstly, let’s get the boring stuff out of the way.
SEO-Buster: Accessibility & Safety (the stuff that actually matters)
Okay, listen up, because this is important. Accessibility is top-notch. Yes, really. They've got the goods for wheelchair users, folks with mobility issues – you name it. Plenty of wheelchair accessible rooms, and you know, the actual ramps and elevators that work. None of that token stuff. And the CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property gave me a sense of security. It's not just a box-ticking exercise. They actually care. They also have Facilities for disabled guests which made me so very happy.
And speaking of caring, let's talk Cleanliness and safety. Now, I'm a germophobe. Just the word "hotel" used to trigger a full-blown panic attack. But the Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays were a relief. The Staff trained in safety protocol and all those little touches like Hand sanitizer everywhere? Chef’s kiss. They've seriously upped their game post-pandemic. I was amazed (and relieved) that I could opt-out of room sanitization, which is a massive plus for comfort. They are not just ticking boxes, they got the WHOLE package.
And hey, if you need it, there's a Doctor/nurse on call and a First aid kit. Thank goodness.
Internet - The Wi-Fi Wizardry
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise be! Honestly, a modern hotel's biggest sin is charging for Wi-Fi. And SpringHill Suites gets it. Internet access is fast and reliable, and even with Internet [LAN] available, I wasn't using it. I'm too lazy. And even with plenty of Wi-Fi in public areas, it's the in-room Wi-Fi that makes or breaks my stay. Thank goodness for that.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking - Breakfast Bonanza!
Okay, let's talk breakfast. This is where SpringHill Suites shines. The Breakfast [buffet] is actually decent! You get Breakfast service, and not just those sad, pre-packaged muffins. Seriously, the Coffee/tea in restaurant was actually drinkable! They had Asian breakfast options which made me feel fancy, and not just the usual suspects. Speaking of which, they have International cuisine in restaurant and oh, the Western breakfast fare? They made it so good. Of course, there is a Restaurant and a Coffee shop. I'm also kinda a sucker for a Snack bar as well. The Breakfast takeaway service was a winner for those early mornings when you just can't face interacting with humans.
Rooms: My Personal Oasis
This is where SpringHill Suites really delivered. Seriously, they've thought of everything:
- Air conditioning (essential in Roanoke summers, trust me).
- Blackout curtains (sleeeeep).
- Coffee/tea maker (morning savior).
- Desk (for pretending to work).
- Free bottled water (because I can't be trusted to buy my own).
- Hair dryer (a must-have if you have any hair).
- Internet access – wireless (yep, works perfectly).
- Ironing facilities (because wrinkles are a crime).
- Refrigerator (cold drinks are happiness).
- Satellite/cable channels (because sometimes you just need mindless TV).
And the best part? The bed. Oh. My. God. The bed. I'd describe it as a cloud stuffed with angels. It was absolute heaven. They also have Non-smoking rooms and even an extra long bed. Seriously, the best, most comfortable bed I've slept in at, like, any hotel. My inner hypochondriac did the happy dance when I saw how fresh and clean everything was. My room had a Window that opens to get fresh air. I used it!
Amenities & Services - The Extras That Matter
They've thought of almost everything. Daily housekeeping (THANK YOU!), Laundry service and Dry cleaning. There is a Concierge if you are fancy enough to use them. Elevator, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Safe deposit boxes and even Cash withdrawal. It's a package.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax - A Touch of Serenity…almost.
Okay, let's be real. I didn't go for the Spa/sauna or the Swimming pool. I meant to. But I was too busy, you know, living. I do like a massage. There is a Fitness center which I didn't go to. However, after a long day walking around town, wouldn't a Foot bath be nice? Let's be honest, all of it is a plus. They also have Pool with view. What?
Messy Bits & Honest Truths – The Imperfections
Now, here's where things get real. No hotel is perfect. There were a couple of minor hiccups. Once, my room key glitched, and getting it sorted involved a brief wait at the Front desk [24-hour]. And, if I'm being brutally honest, the Coffee/tea in restaurant could be a smidge stronger. But seriously, these are nitpicks. Overall, the experience blew me away.
A Quirky Observation
They have a Gift/souvenir shop and a Convenience store. I didn't use them but I'm glad they're there.
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Why Choose SpringHill Suites?
- Unbeatable location
- Spotlessly clean rooms
- Exceptionally comfortable beds
- Friendly and attentive staff
- Free Wi-Fi
- Great amenities
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your sterile, itinerary-bot generated travel plan. This is… ME, heading to the SpringHill Suites in Roanoke. Here's what’s supposed to happen, interspersed with what actually will, probably, happen:
Roanoke Romp: A Plan (Maybe!)
Day 1: Arrival, Anticipation, and the Perils of the Pre-Travel Checklist
1:00 PM: Land at Roanoke-Blacksburg Regional Airport (ROA). Supposedly. The plan, anyway. Realistically? I'll probably be fighting off a caffeine headache from that overpriced airport coffee, and my carry-on will be crammed to bursting with "essentials" (read: three different books I'll never touch and a travel-sized bottle of hand sanitizer the size of my head). Getting through security is always a performance. I'll probably get pulled aside, and then have to open my bag and be that person that is holding up the line. I'll have to explain the weird lumps in my bag are just my overpack of my medication. I am, by far, no one's favorite.
1:30 PM: Uber/Taxi to SpringHill Suites Roanoke. Okay, this is where the chaos begins. I've pre-booked, of course. Because I am responsible. (Mostly.) But the app always seems to misread my location, so there's a good chance I’ll be circling the airport like a confused hawk, muttering curses under my breath. Or, even worse, I'll take a shuttle and then realize I've left my phone in the airport. Oh, the drama…
2:00 PM: Check-in. Unpack (sort of). Stare at room. Initial Assessment of the Bed. This is crucial. Is the bed comfy? Plush? Does it scream "nap time"? Because, let's be honest, that's the most important factor. Immediately, I'll be tempted to just dive in and not get up. But I must resist. There's a schedule, after all. A loose schedule. I mean, checking the mattress firmness is a more important task than planning the day. I will fail at this.
3:00 PM: Reconnaissance Mission: Walk around the hotel. Scope out the free breakfast situation. Assess the pool. (Probably won’t use it. I have a fear of public pools, stemming from a childhood incident involving a rogue band-aid and a questionable-looking substance.) Look for a vending machine, because let's face it, I'll need a sugar rush sooner rather than later.
4:00 PM: Explore Downtown Roanoke. I may, possibly, consider the Salem Witch Trials. I have been meaning to! No, wait, that's Salem, Massachusetts. Sigh. Okay, I'll stroll along Market Square. Check out the Farmers Market if it's on. Roanoke has this cool historic charm, right? (I've looked at pictures. That counts, right?) I'll try to find a cute coffee shop. I'm a sucker for a good latte.
5:00 PM: Drinks. Oh, it’s happy hour. The hotel bar's my first stop. A margarita is a must. I'm not usually a booze hound, but the travel always leaves me so drained.
6:00 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant. (Suggestions Welcome!). Okay, this is where I'm LOST. Recommendations are critical. Preferably something with good reviews and doesn’t require me to wear pants that button. Or, heaven forbid, heels. Any recommendations?! Please, someone, save me. This is the most stressful part of any trip: the eternal quest for sustenance. I want something authentic, but I don't want to wait in line. And it has to be good. And not crazy expensive. Ah, the existential dread of the hungry traveler…
7:30 PM: Roam around the hotel. It's time to go up to the room. Is it the room I checked into? The thought of that is terrifying.
8:00 PM: Back to the Room. Time to unpack completely, I guess. Maybe watch TV. Or read a book. Or just stare at the ceiling and wonder if I should have just stayed home.
9:00 PM: Bedtime. I'm exhausted, and if there's one thing I'm good at, it's sleeping.
Day 2: The Big Day (or, More Likely, A Series of Mildly Interesting Events)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. (Or, more likely, wake up and hit snooze until 7:45 AM. I am not a morning person.)
- 7:45 AM: Tackle the dreaded buffet. Free Breakfast. Okay, here's where the judgment begins. Is the coffee decent? Are there waffles? (Essential.) How long is the line for the toast? And, most importantly: is there someone hovering way too close to the breakfast bar, judging your choices? (There always is.)
- 8:45 AM: Hiking the Roanoke Star. I am going to hike to the Roanoke Star. I did some research. A very small amount. Should be beautiful, right? Mountains, fresh air, panoramic views…what could go wrong? Well, me, for one. I am not exactly known for my athletic prowess. I am more of a "gentle stroll" type of person. But I'll try. I'll wear appropriate shoes. (Maybe.) I'll bring water. (Probably more than I need. I always over-pack.) Wish me luck. This is where my resolve is tested. I will attempt to complete this task.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch - packed sandwich? I will probably be starving after my hike. Or I'll be a sweaty mess.
- 1:00 PM: Shopping. This part of the trip is more up my alley. I can find some cute boutiques to visit. I'll probably get overly excited and buy something I'll never wear, or use. But hey, it's all about the experience, right?
- 3:00 PM: Relax. I'll go back to the hotel. I'll relax. I'll watch TV. Or nap.
- 5:00 PM: Drinks, Dinner, Repeat. Maybe I'll go back to the same restaurant. Maybe I'll try somewhere new. Maybe I'll just order room service and hide in my room. It's all good.
Day 3: Departure and the Post-Trip Blues
- 7:00 AM: Hit snooze again.
- 7:30 AM: Breakfast. (Must. Get. More. Waffles.)
- 8:30 AM: Pack. This always takes longer than anticipated. Now, what do I do with all the stuff I bought? That's a problem for future me.
- 10:00 AM: Check out. Say goodbye to the lovely staff. They probably won't miss me.
- 10:30 AM: Uber back to the airport. Hope I can actually get it.
- 1:00 PM: Fly home. And then… the inevitable post-trip blues. Why is it that all travel, especially the good trips, have to end?
The Imperfections:
- I'm probably going to get lost at least once.
- I will inevitably forget something crucial (phone charger, toothbrush, sanity…).
- I'll probably eat way too much.
- I might accidentally leave a trail of dirty socks wherever I go.
- I'll be too tired to write a post-trip blog.
- But amidst all the chaos and the potential for mishaps, I'll hopefully have a good time. I hope so. And maybe, just maybe, I'll find a new favorite coffee shop, a new restaurant, and a new reason to appreciate the beauty of Roanoke. Until next time!
Is this really the "BEST" SpringHill Suites, or is that some marketing hooey?
Okay, let's be real for a second. "BEST" is a subjective term, right? Like, what's 'best' to me might be a nightmare for you. (I, for example, *hate* overly-loud air conditioning. It's a personal vendetta). This SpringHill Suites? I’d say it’s… pretty darn good. They try. They really do. Sometimes, though, the "best" part feels a little, *ahem*, aspirational. But hey, no one’s perfect!
What about the breakfast? Is it just the usual hotel slop?
Breakfast. Ah, the crucible of every hotel stay. Listen, I've seen some terrifying breakfasts. Cold, rubbery eggs. Mystery meat. You name it, I've probably choked it down. And… this is a SpringHill Suites, people. Temper your expectations! However, I’ve gotta say… they usually have a pretty solid waffle situation. Like, good, hot, fluffy waffles. That’s a win in my book. They also have, like, those pre-made breakfast sandwiches. Look, they're not gourmet, but they’ll fill the breakfast-shaped hole in your stomach. Coffee’s surprisingly drinkable. Sometimes they even have fruit that *doesn’t* look like it’s been sitting out since the Triassic period. Small victories, folks! Small victories. And by the way, the toaster ALWAYS needs a little extra love. Don't be surprised. You've been warned.
Are the rooms clean? Because cleanliness is next to godliness, you know?
Okay, this is where things get… complicated. Generally, yes, the rooms are CLEAN. I mean, they’re not sterile operating rooms, but you’re not going to find, like, a family of roaches having a tea party under the bed. Usually. I say “usually” because of THIS ONE TIME… Oh, this is a story. I stayed there last year, right? And I got this room, and it was… fine. Perfectly acceptable. Until I went into the bathroom. And I’m not talking just a little hair in the sink. I am talking… a whole *clump*. And it wasn’t mine. Okay? Needless to say, I called the front desk. They were incredibly apologetic and moved me immediately. They comped me a free breakfast and gave me a coupon for a discount in the gift shop. The room they moved me to? Perfect. Seriously. I can’t fault them for that mishap. But, yeah, it definitely made me double-check everything after that. My fault-finding tendencies escalated tenfold!
What about the staff? Are they friendly?
The staff? They're… generally pleasant. Look, they're working in the hospitality industry. They’re dealing with all sorts of people. But yeah, the front desk folks usually seem sincerely nice. Super helpful. I've had some seriously late-night check-ins where I was a total disaster (travel is hard, okay?), and they were just… *patient*. Which is a gift. The breakfast crew? They’re busy, but they try. Sometimes, they're a bit harried, but who isn’t before 8 am? And hey, a smile goes a long way, and they generally deliver. Though, you know, sometimes you can tell they’ve seen some things. People, uh, can be a handful. Let’s just leave it at that.
Is the pool decent? Because I need my pool time.
The pool… It's there. It's indoors, which is a plus. It's not Olympic-sized. It's… a hotel pool, okay? I’ve never actually used it, truth be told. I'm more of a "sit in my room and binge-watch terrible reality TV" type, myself. But I've seen it. It seems clean enough. Kids seem to enjoy it. It has that chlorine smell, which, depending on your perspective, is either nostalgic or vaguely terrifying. Basically, expect a standard hotel pool experience. It's not a resort, you know? Manage those expectations!
The LOCATION! Is it conveniently located or am I going to be driving for DAYS?
Okay, location, location, location! This is important. I wouldn't say it's, like, *perfectly* located. It's not smack-dab in the middle of downtown. You'll probably need a car for most things. But it's easy enough to get to, it's close to a bunch of restaurants and shopping (the perks of the burbs), and it's generally a convenient spot to get around the area, and I'm not the best with directions. That's always a good thing in my book. Plus: It's set back a little, meaning you're not *right* on a major road. Which is a bonus for noise! (See, told you I hated a noisy AC!)
What about the gym? I TRY to be healthy (sometimes).
The gym. Okay. So I peeked in the gym once. Once. And it was… small. Like, really small. A few treadmills, some weights, and a lot of hope. I'm not exactly a gym rat, but it looked… functional. If you're serious about your fitness routine, maybe pack some extra motivation? I'm just sayin'. I'd personally rather hit the vending machine and stare at the TV.
Would you stay here again? Be honest!
Honestly? Yeah, probably. Look, it's a solid mid-range hotel. It's not going to blow your socks off, but it's generally clean, the staff is nice, and the waffles are consistent. And in the grand scheme of things, that's all I really need when I'm traveling. It's a reliable, predictable experience. And sometimes, that's EXACTLY what you want at the end of a long day. Though... I’m bringing my own hairbrush next time. Just in case.
