Escape to Paradise: Coorg's Mandarin Hotel Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Coorg's Mandarin Hotel Awaits! - A (Probably Overly) Honest Review
Alright, buckle up, because I'm about to spill the tea (and maybe some masala chai) on the Mandarin Hotel in Coorg. Forget sterile reviews – this is the unvarnished truth, with all the emotional baggage and slightly off-kilter observations you've come to expect.
First things first: Accessibility and Safety – Because, You Know, Sanity is a Priority
Look, I’m gonna be frank. Accessibility is a mixed bag. While they say they have facilities for disabled guests, I couldn't get a clear picture. Contact the hotel directly if this is a make or break for you. They do have an elevator, which is a good starting point.
Now, safety. This is where the Mandarin Hotel actually shines. I'm a bit of a germaphobe (thanks, 2020!), so this was HUGE for me. They're SERIOUS about cleanliness. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Hand sanitizer everywhere? Triple check! Rooms are sanitized between stays (phew!), and there's a doctor/nurse on call which feels super reassuring. They also have physical distancing of at least 1 meter, which actually makes you feel slightly less claustrophobic in the buffet line (more on that delightful chaos later). They’ve got CCTV in common areas AND outside the property. Fire extinguishers, smoke alarms, and a 24-hour security presence – they’re covering all their bases.
So, Basically: You’re Probably Not Gonna Catch the Plague Here. That’s a Win!
The Room: My Sanctuary (and Sometimes My Panic Room)
Okay, the rooms. They’re… nice. Really nice. Don’t expect minimalist chic; think more… comfortable, maybe a little dated design (hello, carpet!). Buuuut, hey, they’ve got blackout curtains (HALLELUJAH!), air conditioning, and free Wi-Fi. And the Wi-Fi actually works – Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Not a given, trust me. You can open a window and get a breath of fresh air. They have a mini bar, a refrigerator, a coffee/tea maker, and they even throw in some complimentary tea, free bottled water, and a daily newspaper. Honestly, the little things matter! There are bathrobes, slippers, and a hair dryer. And if you are getting extra fancy, then you may use the bathroom phone
The best part by far? The safe box, because… stuff happens. And I'm not one of the people who wants my valuables snatched, so I appreciate these things!
The Bathroom Situation: They had a separate shower/bathtub, which is a game-changer. Towels were fluffy and clean. The toiletries were… adequate. Not amazing, not awful. Just… there.
Annoyance: What a Painful Experience
I'm not going to lie, a few things were slightly annoying. Why do hotels insist on having a desk when pretty much nobody would actually use it?
Amenities and Relaxation: Pool Day (and My Existential Crisis)
This is where the Mandarin Hotel truly gets its "paradise" vibe. The pool with a view is stunning. Seriously, breathtaking. I spent a good chunk of one afternoon just staring at it, contemplating the meaning of life (and whether I should order another cocktail. The answer was yes).
They have a sauna, steam room, and spa. I spent a good amount of time here. Massage, body scrub, body wrap – the works. The staff is lovely, and the treatments are relaxing, and that is what it's about!
There's a fitness center, a gym/fitness and the poolside bar is the place to be in the afternoon.
They have a terrace and outdoor/indoor venue for special events
Things to Do: Beyond the Pool (If You Can Bear to Leave It)
Coorg has so much to offer. The hotel can help with airport transfers and taxis. They have meetings and meeting/banquet facilities. It's a great place for a weekend getaway.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food (and the Great Buffet Battle)
Okay, the food. This is where the Mandarin Hotel really shines, and where I developed a love-hate relationship with the buffet.
The good: They have a a la carte restaurant and Asian, International, and Vegetarian options. Breakfast [buffet] offers a wide array of options. They have coffee and tea at the restaurant. I'm not a morning person, but the breakfast buffet was worth dragging myself out of bed for. Breakfast takeaway service is also available. Room service is 24 hour.
The Bad: The buffet itself. It's a glorious, chaotic free-for-all. Picture this: a dozen hungry tourists elbowing each other for the last dosa, kids running amok, and me, desperately trying to navigate the food jungle. It was…an experience. But a delicious one!
The Verdict: Should You Escape to Paradise?
Absolutely!
Here's the Deal: The Mandarin Hotel in Coorg offers a fantastic escape. It's safe, comfortable, has some great amenities, and the food (especially the buffet, warts and all) is delicious. It's perfect if you're looking for a relaxing getaway. It's not perfect, but it's got heart.
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Hotel O, Coorg: A Messy Memoir in the Mist
Okay, hold on to your hats, because this isn’t going to be your usual, perfectly polished travel itinerary. We're going raw, people. We're going real. We're going Coorg.
Day 1: Arrival & Acclimation (aka, "Trying Not to Throw Up on the Way Up")
- Morning (ish - let's be honest, it was more late afternoon): Arrived at the Bangalore airport. The drive to Coorg? Oh, the drive. First, I thought I was going to lose my breakfast trying to navigate the traffic. Then, the roads started winding like a demented snake. My stomach was a churning cauldron of pre-travel anxiety and bad airport coffee. Our driver, bless his heart, kept offering me water, which I politely refused, fearing it would unleash the Kraken within. Finally, after what felt like an eternity, we arrived at Hotel O.
- Arrival at Hotel O: Honestly? Pretty impressive. The lobby was all dark wood and that sort of quiet luxury that immediately makes you feel like you should be well-behaved. The view from the balcony? Jaw-dropping. Rolling hills, a sea of green, and clouds that seemed to be having a slow-motion dance. I was immediately buzzing with excitement but also very, very tired.
- Afternoon: Checked into the room. It was spacious, with a fireplace (unnecessary, but appreciated), and a balcony that screamed for hours of languid contemplation. Immediately fell face-first onto the bed and considered staying there for the rest of the trip. But then… hunger.
- Evening: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. The food was…mixed, let's just say. I ordered a chicken dish that was good, but a bit lacking in real flavour. The wife ordered the vegetarian option and was not impressed, describing it as "bland" and "a crime against vegetables". I'm not sure if it was the altitude, the drive, or just the jet lag acting up, but I had a serious craving for a good, strong cup of black tea. Instead, they had offered a Coorg coffee. I am not really a fan. I had one sip to be polite, my teeth started to ache.
- Bedtime: Passed out. Like a log. A very comfortable log. The pillow? Divine.
Day 2: Abbey Falls & Coffee Chaos (aka, "Lost in the Mist and Slightly Regretting My Life Choices")
- Morning: Ah, the wake-up call. Or rather, the "wake-up SCREAM" from the monkeys outside our balcony. Apparently, they expect breakfast. I'm not sure what was more chaotic, the monkeys chittering or my attempts to get a decent cup of coffee in the room. The kettle was playing up, the coffee sachets tasted suspiciously of cardboard, and I briefly considered just eating a handful of instant coffee granules.
- Late Morning: Decided to hit Abbey Falls. The drive through the winding roads of Coorg was beautiful despite the slight fog, but the falls themselves were…packed. I am not huge on crowds. Lots of people jostling, selfie sticks waving like tiny, mechanized lances. Finally, we managed to get a decent view. The falls were pretty, I'll give them that. But mostly, I was just worried about slipping on a wet rock and ending up as a human sacrifice to the misty gods.
- Lunch: Found a small, local restaurant – not the most hygienic-looking place, but the food was AMAZING. Spicy, flavorful, and I think it was the only time I'd ever had a Coorg style chicken for dinner. I was so happy with it I forgot all about how I felt that morning..
- Afternoon: Coffee Plantation visit. Now, this was supposed to be a highlight. And it was! To a certain extent. The tour was informative, the guide was enthusiastic, and the aroma of roasting coffee beans was intoxicating. But then… the coffee tasting. The Coorg coffee was not my style and I felt a bit overwhelmed by all the information. I started to feel even more irritable. I just wanted to go back to the hotel and lie on the bed. But I tried to be polite and got through it. The best part? Buying a bunch of coffee beans that I will probably never use.
- Evening: Back at the hotel. Exhausted. Tried to order room service, but the menu was limited. This time, I opted for a safe choice. At least the view from the balcony was still good.
Day 3: Dubare Elephant Camp & the Great Tea Hunt (aka, "Finding Peace, Then Losing My Mind Again")
- Morning: Decided to venture to the Dubare Elephant Camp. The idea of interacting with elephants was exciting! So, the most important part – the elephants! They were massive, majestic, and utterly charming. The experience was incredible. Felt my heart actually expand. The river was refreshing, the elephants were gentle, and for a brief, shining moment, I felt at peace. This was absolutely worth it.
- Lunch: We ate a few more local restaurants. The food was good but not quite like the chicken. They had a good variety of options and the atmosphere was very nice.
- Afternoon: The Great Tea Hunt. After the coffee fiasco, I was determined to find a decent cup of tea. We ventured for a tea estate, where things were better. The tea here was fantastic. I think I drank about three cups, and I bought the entire shop's supply. It was like my own personal victory. This was great.
- Evening: The most incredible dinner in hotel restaurant. I can't describe exactly what it was (because I was eating it too fast), but it was amazing. I think someone had been reading my mind and made dinner just for me. I was so tired from the day's adventures that I ended up falling asleep in my chair.
Day 4: Departure (aka, "Goodbye, Coorg! You Beautiful, Chaotic Beast")
- Morning: A final, slow breakfast, desperately trying to savor the last bits of Coorg air. Packed our bags, took a few last photos of the view (because, let’s be honest, I knew I’d miss it).
- Departure: Okay, the drive back to Bangalore was even worse than the drive in. The traffic was a nightmare. But this time, I was armed with a flask of strong tea, a pocketful of aspirin, and a newfound fondness for chaotic beauty.
Final Thoughts: Hotel O in Coorg? It's a mixed bag. It's stunningly beautiful. But the food is a gamble and the service is a little inconsistent. The weather is unpredictable and the crowds… well, they're there. But in the end, Coorg is special. The beauty is obvious, the people are friendly, and even the chaotic imperfections are part of its charm. Would I go back? Absolutely. Would I pack extra tea bags? You bet your bottom dollar.
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