KL's BEST Kept Secret: Super Service Barjaya Times Square! (Kuala Lumpur)
KL's BEST Kept Secret: Super Service Barjaya Times Square! - A (Mostly) Unfiltered Review
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the sensory overload that is the Berjaya Times Square Hotel in Kuala Lumpur. Let's be honest, "BEST Kept Secret" might be a bit ambitious, considering it's slap-bang in the middle of a mega-mall. But hey, secrets rarely stay hidden, right? So, let's get messy, honest, and opinionated about it:
First Impressions & The Maze of Accessibility (and a Near Miss):
Getting to the hotel is an experience in itself. It's literally in Times Square. Think of a hotel perched atop a giant indoor playground. Accessibility: This is where things get tricky, but they try. The main entrance is relatively flat, and there's an elevator… somewhere. Navigating the mall itself, though… it's a labyrinth. I almost missed the entrance trying to find my way through the endless shops. Wheelchair accessible is definitely a consideration. They have elevators and ramps, but maneuvering in the bustling mall could be a challenge during peak hours. Pro Tip: Ask staff for directions at literally every turn. They're surprisingly patient!
Inside the Fortress: Rooms & Amenities (and a Bed That Almost Ate Me):
The room… okay, let's be real. It wasn't the Four Seasons. It was… fine. Available in all rooms: The usual suspects: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes (yay!), Coffee/tea maker, Free bottled water (double yay!), Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Mini bar - the works. The Bed: Let's just say it was a big bed. Like, almost too big. I swear, I woke up once feeling like I was lost in a duvet desert. The Blackout curtains were a godsend, though. Seriously, absolute darkness guaranteed, perfect for recovering from jet lag (or a late-night shopping spree). The shower worked. The toiletries were… adequate. The carpet was… carpet. Nothing to write home about, but perfectly serviceable. And the mirror? Plenty of angles to admire yourself after a long day of exploring.
Internet & Tech (and the frustrating Wi-Fi dance):
Internet: Okay, this is one aspect that got me. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms, advertised everywhere. And it was… spotty. Like, "buffering video call at 3 AM" spotty. Internet access – LAN was there, but who even carries a cable anymore?! The Wi-Fi in public areas was better, but still not stellar. If you absolutely need reliable internet, consider a local SIM card. It might save your sanity (and your important video calls).
Dining, Sipping, and Snacking (and the endless buffet of choices):
Oh boy, the food! Restaurants: Several. Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, and thankfully, a Vegetarian restaurant too. The Breakfast [buffet]… this is where the hotel shines. I'm talking a mountain of deliciousness, from Asian breakfast staples to Western breakfast classics. Breakfast takeaway service? Absolutely, perfect for a rushed start to the day. Coffee/tea in restaurant always available.
I indulged in a late-night Room service [24-hour] session (because, hey, vacation!). The food was decent. Nothing earth-shattering, but it satisfied the late-night munchies. Poolside bar drinks were excellent.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (and the elusive "Best Kept Secret" bit):
Forget the Louvre, the whole hotel is about shopping, the theme park next door, and everything else. Fitness center is available. You can Spa, and Swimming pool [outdoor], that is an important part of the whole package. Things to do are abundant! Body wrap and Massage are options for those feeling weary from navigating the city.
Cleanliness and Safety (and the impressive COVID precautions):
Cleanliness and safety is a major concern these days. Honestly, they take it seriously. Staff trained in safety protocol. Daily disinfection in common areas, and Room sanitization opt-out available (if you wish). Hand sanitizer everywhere, and staff diligently wearing masks. Anti-viral cleaning products, they are aiming to be on the safe side. It's reassuring. They have Safety/security feature like Smoke alarms in case things go sideways.
Services and Conveniences (and the stuff you take for granted):
Daily housekeeping: Always appreciated. Laundry service: essential after you finally figure out how to pack light after a whole new kind of shopping. Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange, and a Convenience store are all there, making life infinitely easier. The Concierge was helpful, though sometimes a little overwhelmed.
For the Kids (and the pandemonium of family fun):
Family/child friendly is an understatement. This place is a kid's paradise. The theme park is a major draw, and the Kids facilities are plentiful. I saw many, many happy (and slightly overwhelmed) families.
Getting Around (and the KL traffic tango):
Car park [free of charge]. If you're driving, that's a bonus. Airport transfer and Taxi service are both available. Be warned: Kuala Lumpur traffic can be a beast. Factor that in.
Quirky Observations and Emotional Reactions:
Okay, here’s a real gem. One evening, after an exhausting day, I stumbled upon their Happy hour at the bar. Two cocktails in, and I decided that this place was THE BEST hotel in all of Malaysia. Then I stumbled out onto a crowded elevator, the cocktail buzz fading as I realized there were about 40 sweaty tourists packed in with me. It was a microcosm of the whole experience – utterly bonkers, but somehow, you loved it anyway.
The Lobby – A constant stream of people, making it hard to relax there. You get used to it. That's KL.
The Verdict?
Would I stay here again? Probably. It's a convenient base for exploring Kuala Lumpur, especially if you're with kids or are an avid shopper. Just be prepared for a bit of chaos, embrace the minor imperfections, and, most importantly, remember to breathe. And for the love of god, find a good Wi-Fi spot!
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- Unbeatable Location: Step directly into Times Square Mall, with endless shopping, entertainment, and dining options at your doorstep. Explore the city easily with Taxi service and Airport transfer options.
- Family Fun Central: Kids facilities galore!
- Relax and Rejuvenate: Dive into their Swimming pool [outdoor] with a view. Spoil yourself with a relaxing Massage, Spa, or Body wrap.
- Foodie Paradise: Fuel your adventures with an incredible Breakfast [buffet] (featuring Asian breakfast and Western breakfast options!). Enjoy delicious meals at their many Restaurants, with Asian cuisine in restaurant and International cuisine in restaurant. Plus, Room service [24-hour] is always available for midnight cravings.
- Safety & Comfort: Relax knowing they have Anti-viral cleaning products and trained Staff trained in safety protocol, dedicated to your well-being, and offer Room sanitization opt-out available. Plus, sleep soundly in their comfortable, Non-smoking rooms.
- Stay Connected: Enjoy Free Wi-Fi in all rooms, although you and I will both have to keep our fingers crossed on that one!
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Okay, buckle up buttercup, because we're diving headfirst into a gloriously messy, opinionated, and probably slightly sweaty adventure at the KL Super Service Barjaya Times Square in Kuala Lumpur. This isn't your meticulously planned, Instagram-perfect itinerary. This is real life, people. Prepare for delays, questionable food choices, and me, probably complaining about the air conditioning.
KL Super Service Barjaya Times Square: A Messy, Opinionated Adventure (Mostly)
Day 1: Arrival – The Glorious Chaos Begins
- 10:00 AM (ish): Land at KLIA. Okay, so my flight was delayed. Surprise, surprise. I swear, I’m starting to think airlines are just playing with me. Immigration? A breeze. Customs? Less so. My bag, naturally, was the last one off the carousel. Always. Sigh.
- 11:30 AM (ish): Grabbed a Grab (thank god for Grab) to the KL Super Service Barjaya. The drive was… an experience. The traffic in KL is… intense. I swear, I saw a scooter carrying a whole family and a goat. (Okay, maybe not the goat, but you get the picture.)
- 12:30 PM: Check-in. The lobby? Bustling. Loud. A symphony of languages I don’t understand and the faint aroma of… well, I'm not sure what they call it, the air conditioning that isn't quite cold enough. The room? Decent. Clean-ish. Window view? Okay, it looks out to another building. (Hey, at least I'm not facing a brick wall, right?)
- 1:30 PM: Lunch. Okay, so I really wanted to be adventurous. I saw a food stall nearby selling something called "Nasi Lemak." It looked promising. And it was. Until, about halfway through, I realized it had a chili paste in it. My mouth exploded. Seriously, my face probably turned the color of the chili. Water, water, glorious water! Lesson learned: always ask about the spice level. I'm still recovering.
- 3:00 PM: Exploring Times Square. This place is a wonderland, and a sensory overload, all rolled into one! The shops! The people! The… roller coaster inside the mall?! Seriously?! I might be too old for that. But still, how do you even put a roller coaster inside a shopping center? It’s pure, unadulterated madness. I spent an hour or so just wandering, mesmerized by everything.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. Went to a place specializing in… well, I have no idea what they were called because it was all in local language. I pointed at something with dumplings. They were… intriguing. I think I liked them. Maybe. Okay, I probably should have asked what the ingredients were, but I’m still recovering from the Nasi Lemak incident.
- 7:30 PM: Back to the hotel to sleep off the Nasi Lemak hangover. I think I'll set two alarms.
Day 2: Adventures (and Possibly Regrets)
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast in the hotel. The buffet was… extensive. I went for the safe option: toast and fruit. You know what? Sometimes, predictability is a beautiful thing. Still, the other stuff looked really interesting. Maybe tomorrow.
- 10:30 AM: Decided to tackle the tourist attractions. I took the monorail. Getting lost is part of the adventure. This city is a maze, and I, apparently, am a terrible navigator.
- 1:00 PM: Had a late lunch - forgot to take a photo (oops!). It was a little place, a little hidden. I figured it would be a great find. Wrong. The burger was awful. I mean, really awful. I bravely finished it.
- 3:00 PM: I needed a break from the tourist life. I decided to get a massage. It was bliss. Maybe the best massage of my whole life.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a food market. This was a good move. I went all out, trying some grilled fish, a noodle soup, and spring rolls. I would have eaten the whole market if I could. The beer was cheap, the food was amazing, and I'm pretty sure I could spend my whole time in KL there.
- 8:00 PM: back at the hotel: The AC is doing almost nothing at this point.
- 9:00 PM: Trying to get some sleep early. The loud music from downstairs is really getting old.
Day 3: The Final Stretch (Maybe with Laundry?)
- 10:00 AM: Check out of hotel. Grab a coffee at a cafe.
- 11:00 AM: Went to a place I read about online. The food was good, but not great. The atmosphere was alright. All in all, maybe a mistake.
- 1:00 PM: Back to the hotel to grab my bags and head to the airport.
Overall Thoughts:
KL Super Service Barjaya Times Square? It's… a place. It's chaotic. It's loud. It's sometimes frustrating. But it's also… kind of wonderful. Would I go back? Absolutely. I still have a few food mysteries to solve, and that roller coaster beckons. Plus, I think I could actually navigate better next time. Maybe.
Final Note: Learn some basic Malay phrases. And, for the love of all that is holy, always ask about the spice level. You have been warned.
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So, what *exactly* is this all about? I'm kinda lost.
Alright, first things first: even *I* am sometimes lost. Life's a confusing tapestry, yeah? Look, I'm just trying to... well, I'm just spilling my guts about a few things. Let's just say it's about, you know... **stuff**. Stuff that bugs me, stuff that makes me giddy, and everything in between. It's a chaotic mishmash, a stream-of-consciousness, a… therapeutic purge session, if you will. Welcome aboard!
This is… wordy. Why not just be concise?
Concise? HA! Are you kidding me? My brain is a goddamn pinball machine. Concise is for robots and instruction manuals. Honestly, sometimes I feel like I could write a novel about picking out a cereal box. And I *have* been tempted… Okay, maybe I shouldn't go there. Let's just say, conciseness is not my superpower. My superpower is… rambling. And probably caffeine. Lots of caffeine. And maybe a touch of anxiety. But mostly caffeine.
Alright, alright. Let's get down to brass tacks. What's your *favorite* thing?
Oh, wow. My *favorite* thing? Hmm. Okay, this is hard. Probably… no, wait… definitely… it changes. But lately? I've been completely obsessed with… (And if you'll allow me to just *gush* for a moment) … the way the sunlight hits the leaves in the fall, turning them all this glorious, fiery gold and red. I was walking in the park the other day, and I seriously almost wept. It was just… stunning. Pure, unadulterated beauty. And then, of course, the leaves all get all soggy and gross. Reality bites, doesn't it? But for that fleeting moment? Perfection. Okay, end gush. Back to reality.
And your *least* favorite? Spill the tea.
Ugh. Okay. Brace yourselves. Public speaking. *Shudders*. If you want to see me turn into a quivering bowl of jelly, put me in front of a crowd. My palms sweat, my voice cracks, and I’m pretty sure I turn a delightful shade of beet red. Once, I had to give a presentation about… (and I can barely bring myself to say it) … the merits of standardized testing. The irony! I nearly passed out. I think I blacked out for a solid five seconds. I'm pretty sure I made a joke about how standardized tests are like dating apps – you're just getting a bunch of superficial information. (I regret nothing!) Afterwards, the principal gave me this look… It’s been my least favorite thing since then.
What about relationships? Is this a relationship blog?
Haha! No, not *primarily* a relationship blog, thank goodness! I mean, relationships are messy, aren't they? And I've had my fair share of the mess. But I don't want to bore you with all the dating apps and drama. But sure, I can tell you about a time I met this guy... Okay, so let me tell you about this guy, let’s call him… Dave. Dave was a *self-proclaimed* 'free spirit'. (insert eye roll here). He swore he was “different”. This, of course, translated into him being chronically late, unreliable, and having zero respect for anyone’s time but his own. I remember one time, we were supposed to go to a concert… which I was *super* excited about. I spent all day getting ready – new outfit, the works! He was almost an hour late. And then when he finally showed up, he had the audacity to say, "Sorry I'm late, I ran into some friends." I was so livid! I wanted to scream! The whole evening was ruined. And, to top it off, he had the nerve to complain that *I* was being "uptight" about it. The audacity! Needless to say, the relationship didn't last. And I think it should serve as a warning to all: Run. Run from "free-spirited" people, especially the ones who are constantly late.
Okay, fine, you’re not an expert. Then, is this about work and career?
Oh god, work? Don't get me started. It's the thing that pays the bills, right? Except... the bills always seem to be more than what's coming in. Am I right? Anyway, work. It's a necessary evil, like dentist appointments and doing laundry. I have a job, sure. I'm working on figuring the next step. It is what it is.
So, what's this ALL about then?
Honestly? I’m still figuring that out. It’s about everything and nothing. It's about the big questions and the small annoyances. It’s about trying to make sense of this whole crazy, beautiful, frustrating, wonderful mess we call life. And maybe, just maybe, if I can make *myself* laugh, someone else will too. And hey, if not, at least *I'm* entertained. So, stick around... or don't. It's cool either way. I’ll probably be here, babbling away, regardless. And if you make it to the end of the ramblings? Kudos to you, my friend. You deserve a medal, or at least... a virtual high-five.
